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Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13341) - you deserved it (37159)

On 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by thelarkscaw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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@2, how could they have found out how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if the wood chuck was chucked wood?

#8 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:09am by Addicted2FML303

See in context

+9

Did you find out much wood he could chuck at least?


Oops read it too fast, fail on my part.

#2 - On 06/15/2009 at 6:05am by Aelaena

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