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Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40090) - you deserved it (2280)

On 06/14/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan (Okinawa)

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