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Today, I got fired from a large oil and energy service company after 5 and 1/2 months. The interview process to land the job took 8 months. My interview process was longer than my job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39028) - you deserved it (4073)

On 06/14/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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Even Google's hiring process isn't that long (well not for senior management), and you have to go for like 15 interviews with them before they will offer you a role...

I find this FML really hard to believe unless you were really good at the interviews but extremely crap at your job

#12 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:44pm by um_duh

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Wow, that sucks, but at least you have patience :/

#3 - On 06/14/2009 at 5:08pm by WormFromABird

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