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Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML


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On 06/13/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Meg (woman) - United States (New York)

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Wouldn't it be nice if they invented some sort of way to cover your window to keep people from looking in? Maybe even add an easy way to uncover it if you want the view outside during the day. Oh, wait. They did.

#8 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:44am by cthulhu1138

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Thank god you caught him! If you had just reported a peeping tom, he just would've gotten sneakier and you wouldn't have known.

And, people shouldn't NEED blinds to keep people from looking in their bedroom windows at night! In a perfect world, people would respect others' privacy.

#11 - On 06/14/2009 at 3:46am by birds

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