Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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That's because you are clearly a bad person.

Grow up.

You should be on a nanny show.

good

ouch...
i feel for you for having an annoying parent...
but you really should consider your actions at public places.
even though i feel bad for you, i am compelled to say "YDI" for being stupid and inconsiderate enough to make a scene at a public place

You deserve it for yelling at your mommy

Grow up, maybe? If you do something like this in a public place I don't even want to know what you're like at your house.

Karma. It's a bitch... and your moms best friend.

*claps*

Nice. YDI for whining like a bitch.

Lmao, good job.

you should never yell at your mom!
she was taking you shopping and you screamed at her. You are so ungrateful!

you deserved that one for screaming and yelling at your mom in public. even if she is pissing you off, you wait till you're in private to get into it

I would've clapped.

U make people very uncomfortable in public place. And whatever happened with "Honor your father and mother."

Although, I don't think you deserved it; karma's a bitch.

Thats what you get for yelling at your mom. I'd clap too. Just wait till you have kids.

Maybe you should take that as a hint and grow the fuck up. What are you, two years old?

r00000d

It's one thing to have your voice heard, it's another to be childish. YDI.

YDI for being an attention grubbing whore who also happens to be an idiot.

I hope you broke your face.

i hope your mother clapped too, then walked off and left you

paybacks a bitch

How old are you? At the mall with your mom...

Ydi, bitch

LOL
That's what happens when you disrespect your mother. Smooth move, hot stuff. YDI.

And this is what happens when you act like a spoiled brat. Maybe now you can work on growing up.

YDI for being a fucking brat. don't have screaming matches with people in public, especially not your parents. what'd she do, refuse to buy you something? grow up.

What, did she refuse to buy you a lollipop or something? YDI

#15- eff that. I don't believe in honoring/respecting your mother and father completely. I believe there are special circumstances...

It's okay, I get into arguments with my mom, too, but it's never in public. I keep private matters at home ;). But lol! This really made me laugh because I was picturing it, too.

I would have clapped, too.
That's what you get for acting like a bitch.

YDI for acting like a child and causing a scene

i no how moms r dude... cant blame u 4 causin a scene but next time chill... i yelled at my mom once when it was my birthday and i burned myself afterwards...

Sounds like someone's going through the "terrible twos" ...

Better than falling down a down escalator, although you deserve that 2

...
*Clap*

ummm 25....ppl go the mall with their mother's all the time no matter their age, im 19, when i come home from school me and my mom go to the mall...its good catching up time, my mom still goes to the mall with her mom....

op....seriously though I COULD ask how old you are for pitching a little baby fit @ the mall, enough of a fit to fall down an escaltor....thats kind of sad =[

Way to sound spoiled. Doesn't anyone respect their parents anymore? YDI.

Immature little brat. How old are you, 4? Grow up.

Are you 12? Grow the hell up. I NEVER yell at my mom, ever. She pisses me off, but a whisper cuts deeper rather than yelling. And what could she pissing you off about? Oh, don't try that on hunny you look rather slutty. Well look, you do. You don't need shorts up to your ass, a shirt up to your boobs, thongs or any of that crap. I repeat: GROW THE HELL UP. Now let that sink into your head. I wouldn't deep condition your hair, I heard for idiotic people it sinks into their brains and dumbs them down even more.

hahahaha! I would have clapped, but I'm sorry if you got hurt. YDI

Everyone argues with their parents, but you shouldn't have to resort to humiliating your mom in a public place just because she was "pissing you off." There was no reason to cause a scene at all. Something tells me you need to stop being so spoiled, and be thankful for what you have.

F your mom's Life, I think. She must be humiliated after all that.

Ydi for being a jerk to the person who allowed you to see light

that must have hurt.. and been embarrassing...
but thats what you get for embarrassing your mother by yelling like a child and causing a ridiculous scene.
next time, shut your loud mouth and talk civil with the woman who birthed you.

whenever my mom acts like a bitch in public, i dont make a scene.... i wait till we get home then steal money from her wallet and punch her.

Grow the fuck up

Little bitch. It's people like you that make it impossible to enjoy doing anything in a place you can't easily get up and leave (or don't want to.)

Grow the hell up.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You FELL down an escalator, and people CLAPPED?

An escalator. Those things are made of metal. And the edges of them are sharp.

You fall down one of those, and you're going to get fucked up.

I struggle to believe that if somebody fell down an escalator, people would clap. Life isn't a Colosseum.

lol #46 i am going to assume thats sarcasm

Rule of thumb: If you're old enough to be able to log on to the internet and type an FML, you're too old to be screaming at your parents, especially in public. I really hope you see all these comments and learn something about yourself.

Maybe instead of throwing a temper-tantrum like you are seven..you should perhaps try being a little more mature about the situation. Try reasoning with her. Tell her she is annoying you, and the reasons why. Tell her you're going to the bathroom, or for some air. Leave. You handle this very poorly. FYML (Fuck Your Mother's Life) I feel bad she has an immature, whiny, bad child. Grow up.

karma bitch.
YDI

#49, while life may not be a Colosseum, the OP turned the mall into one by screaming at her mother and causing a scene. When she fell down the stairs, she lost, and that is why people clapped.

That's what you get for being a bitch. YDI. I would probably be clapping along with everyone else. Hopefully your mother was too. You're a sorry excuse for a daughter.

did you keep on falling down because it was an UP escalator? now that would be hilarious

Shit good point #49. like lascerations(spelling) all over

YDI, you sounds like a 7 year old brat. Grow up, maybe? I clapped when I read this, for sure.

i would have pushed you

So, how long did it take you to get to the bottom of the up escalator? A long time, I hope. XD

uhm... so. yeeeeeeeah. i think you really have some issues and that your disrespect and retardness gets around school and such. for sure, YDI. come on, seriously. if you think you should get any sympathy, you have a severe need of attitude adjustment. what is this world coming to today? kids shouldn't be disrespecting their elders as hard as it is. you are ridiculous.

hhahahaa KARMA

YDI - stop being such an ass to your mother.

Oh poor you - your mother only feeds you, clothes you, gives you a roof over your head and spent the last however many years raising your dumb ass.

I would have clapped, pointed and laughed at you.

Wow, way to make yourself look like a spoiled, attention-craving brat in front of random strangers. Public temper-tantrums are for 3-year-olds who don't know any better. Let me guess, she drove you there, and she was spending money on you? Get a job and stop shopping with her if you're going to be such an ungrateful bitch and purposely try to embarrass her in front of strangers. You only made yourself look like an idiot. Causing a scene doesn't solve anything, next time be at least a little more grown up about it and wait until you're in the privacy of your own home to bitch about how unfair you think your life is.

However much you hurt yourself during that fall, you got what you deserved.

Hahahah that was you?! -claps.... Again-



YDI

punk ass trick lol

id just peaceoutta there.
THAT WOULD HURT btw

Bitch got what she deserved.

That would hurt, but isn't karma a bitch like that?

you deserved it you shouldnt talk shit to your mom dumbass

i know if i would talk shit to my mom in a public place like that she would have back handed me down the stairs

ydi

im sorry but thts ur fault for bitchin out ur mom in public

ha, the wonders of karma :D

YDI
maybe you should have waited to yell until after you were home and not able to make a public scene

my mom is pretty cool to go shopping with :)
i dont have one those uptight mothers who take their kids shopping and they have to get crappy clothes that they dont likeee

YDI bitch.

No words need to be said, however an action needs to be repeated. *clap*

#31 thats a croc of shit you should honor your mother and your father they brought you in to this world give them some respect for giving you life and supporting your lazy ass for 18 years and showing you how to move out into the real world

Karma sucks doesn't it.

that's what you get you douche. can't you wait til you get home before starting things with your mom?

The words "spoiled brat" come to mind...

Well theres something called karma what comes around goes around.
Im 18 & i learned that hard way.

ALWAYS respect your mom & dad UNLESS they are forcing you to do something like sex or murder or asking you to lie about one of them cheating. which in this case they wernt so you should respect them & listen to what they have to say.

-clap-
Y(SO)DI.
Nice job.

For every action there is a reaction. For the better or worse...

Hope your doing ok, next time, tell your mom that she is buging you. If she continues, just walk away.

RI

That's what you get for being a bratt.

you're a bitch.
i would've been one of the people clappnig.

haha, that's what you get you little bitch.

YDI, you damn brat.

I lol'd hard.

I've also fallen down the up escalator. It took an hour and a half to reach the bottom.

80. The saying is "what ever goes around comes around"

RI

you deserved that bs, you shouldnt treat your modray like that!

Wow! That's talent you fell down the UP escalator!

Btw people that make scenes in public places are pretty stupid

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YDI, stupid bitch.

I woulda punched you in the face... My sis embarrasses me in public. Saying a smell, saying im an idiot, ect.

what goes around comes around....BITCH!

How could anyone not choose YDI?

Kids like you make me fond for the old days. You're lucky that your parents are pussies, because a real parent would have made you go get a switch for something like that. Or just used a belt on your ass, either way works.

I think I've read this one before?

CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP.... thats me clapping right now

Brat. I would have pushed you down the escalator myself had I been there.

hey i moderated this one!

and i've read it before...

f your moms liffe

What's with all the assholes on FML now?

When you're a dick and something happens to you - it's not an FML. You just deserve it because you're a dick!

Wow

You deserved that shit. Wish I coulda seen it.

#104 - you're an idiot...they meant karma is his/her mom's best friend. Way to go.

umm how old are you?

You deserve to die! Satan!

I can't believe people yell at their moms. YDI

Your fault

If you're old enough to be on FML you're old enough to know better. YDI

That's because you're a sh!t. Seriously, what is up with people? If you do something awful to another person and something happens to you in retaliation, that's not an FML. That's an IGWID (I Got What I Deserve). Grow up and stop being a tw@t.

yeah how do we know the situation?
the mom could have totally been at fault here.
or not.

--> either way, let the shit hit the fan when you are in private next time, mmk?

how old are you? if you're over 10, that's crazily messed up.

got what you deserved, bitch.

So...um...how old are you? 4? Grow up, this isn't an fml! Maybe you shouldn't start screaming at your mother (you know the one who gave you birth and raised you) just because your in a bad mood. Maybe you should grow up and find better ways of handling your anger. Oh and by the way, the only way this is an fml is from the other peoples point of view; I had to listen to this brat scream at her mother today at the mall, but luckily she fell.

Smooth move slick

You're screaming at your mom because you're a douchebag and a worthless piece of human garbage.

You fell down the up escalator? Jeez. How long were you falling for?!

First of all, why the hell were you in the mall with your mom?!
After you answer THAT question, we'll talk.

I totally agree with blue_mandie4 hahaha I agree you were a total brat. How old are you, 16?

I would have clapped too...what's wrong with you? You actually thought causing a scene was a good idea? You're obviously out for attention...well no one cares so grow up.

This should be the last place you would come to for some sympathy. Did you really think that you didn't deserve that? I hope you broke something. There's nothing worse at a mall than listening to kids whine to their parents.

HAHAHAHAHAH YOU DESERVE IT.

Jesus, how old are you? Throwing a tantrum like that? (unless your mom is actually a biotch haha)

I'd clap too.
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
:D

I hope you face got grinded against the steps you fucking douche.

I would have clapped =|

But really, try to be more grateful. I thought about saying YDI, but not many people deserve to fall down the up escalator.

I yell at my Mom at home. She's constantly guilt tripping me or pissing me off in one way or another.
If she gets on my nerves or makes me mad out in public, I'll just fucking ignore everything she says to me.

That's my tactic for dealing with annoying people.
Pretend like they don't exist.

mylifesucks97: So what if they did happen to be sixteen? Like you haven't gotten irritated with your parents before. And plus, teenagers are known to be complete assholes.

YDI for having a temper tantrum hissy fit and making a scene over your mother being obnoxious, mothers being annoying is an event that happens every day, so you made a scene out of something stupid, suck it up.
And if you fell down the up escalator, it must have been long and embarrassing, not to mention hilarious, so again, YDI, and shut the fuck up.

what idiots clicked FYL? theres always some dumbass.

oh my god. i'm laughing so hard. thats what you get for being immature and spoiled. :]

Um, I hope it hurt.

I would have clapped to lmao

instant karma bit you on the ass and i think its funny.. you deserved it.. much

*clap*clap*clap*

don't be a bitch. karma will kick your ass.

Thats amazing, you so deserved it. Karma just slapped you across the face.

See. This is why you must use your inside voice.

Karma is a myth. YDI anyway. Except perhaps for the clapping. But still, learn some self-control. Even if you're in the right, once you lose your temper, you lose all credibility.

#49: You can fall down stairs with rails like an escalator without going head over heels. We can probably assume that people would not have clapped had the OP been seriously hurt.

Grow the fuck up! Ur too old to makin a scene like tht YtotallyDI

Were you expecting sympathy on here?

They probably clapped because you're still alive and kicking to be able to post this FML. Though, YDI.

I would've clapped as well. Grow up. You mother obviously hasn't taught you to respect your elders....now do it.

brat

Agree with #139...seriously grow up and stop making immature scenes.

Without knowing what your mom did to make you angry, it is hard to say if it is a FML or YDI.

I never even did that when I was six.

How old are you, 9? You screamed at your mom and made a scene in a mall? You deserve all that and more. You should've fallen down the escalator and into a coffee stand and/or a fountain.

Screaming and making a scene at anyone in public is just childish and rude, the fact that you did it to your mother (no matter how bad she was "pissing" you off) just makes it that much worse. No two ways about it, you totally deserve what you got.

#49: Are you serious?! What the hell do you think we watch on television? People are just as amused by gore and violence now as they were in Ancient Rome. Seriously. Get a brain in that skull.

OP: You're a douche. I can't believe you would make a scene in public since you're clearly old enough to type and create coherent sentences. Those are left for babies who don't know any better.

I feel bad for your mother, having spawned an ungrateful wretch like you. I hope you're sterile, and I also hope that you at least broke something for her trouble.

I wouldve clapped too.

Are we supposed to feel bad for you? You're a prick. Never be rude to your mother, you immature moron.

At least wait till you get home before you get all angry.

ahahhahaah
i hope i dont have a bitch kid

that's what you get for being a BITCH!

A lot of other people beat me to "I would have clapped too."

If you want any sympathy, you need to explain why she was pissing you off, otherwise we just assume you were being a whiny little snot, and clumsy to boot.

You're an asshole. Your mother probably has done so much for you and you fuckin scream at her?! WTF is wrong with kids like you? Appreciate your parents. You don't know what you have till it's gone.

YDI all the way. I hope it hurt and you broke your leg.

Judging by the comments, I think its safe to say most of the people on this site would've clapped too.

FAIL...you deserved it.

karmaaaaaaaa ? :)

Yea u frighin baby

You sound fat.

It may be a YDI, but I get pissed at my mom, so I can understand the situation.

you fail, causing a scene in a mall like a whiny little bitch, if i was your mom i would have pushed you down that damn escalator. RESPECT YOUR PARENTS!

Heh. People don't understand karma in the slightest. (Not to mention that it's a myth anyway.)

"Poetic justice" is more like it.

U suck and u don't deserve to live
U unworthy shitfuck

Fuck what everyone says I agree with you it's happened to me a few times

Karma does exist ^_^
Since you obviously didnt die, all is well, and now even for being a brat to your mom :D

Wow, this is probably the first FML I've read where no one has defended the OP. And I'm going with the majority here.

Why Dee Eye/

1st: how old are you?? Five??
2nd: you should know better than to yell at your mom especially in public
3rd: who the f*** falls down an UP elevator???

You really deserved it you a******..

I feel sorry for you. Ouch.

hahah FYL, YDI

You deserve it. If I was your mom, would have laughed.

Instant Karma for you...

a show for others.

Ahahahahahaha

wow, happy birthday, you're now 5 years old.

God Exists

YDI. I'm not gonna get on my high horse and say 'respect your parents!' because not all parents deserve respect. YDI because no one in the mall should have to see your whining and bitching. If you have a problem with your mom, wait until you're in private to settle it.

Oh, and LOL @ falling on an escalator. I would've laughed and clapped, too.

You moron. You're clearly not mature if you think screaming IN PUBLIC fixes anything, not even in public but in general. It might be hard now but contain yourself, seriously. Appriciate your mother, if you have a problem with her then just approach the situation in a private, calm, LOGICAL manner, please. In 30 years you'll regret ever yelling at her for anything =/

hahaa. I wonder if someone slowly clapped until the whole crowd joined.

I agree with #15... you definitely deserved it.

Who the hell screams in public past the age of 3?

On the one hand this may be your mother's fault for not giving you a good hard smack on the backside; on the other hand YDI, you stupid little baby.

you dumb fucking bitch, you deserved it.

YDI
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YDI and you are an idiot. if you used your brain more often things like this would never occur to you

Ouch, that hurts! But.. you kinda deserved it yelling at your mom in public. You could've handled it like a mature adult... but life doesn't always work like that :) That is why we have FML. :D

You don't have to like your mom, but it's best to love and respect her.

you're fault for being a bitch.
i would've clapped too.

What the fuck is wrong with you ur yelling at ur mom

YDI for being a prissy little bitch. i'd have cheered too.

Clap, clap, clap. You sound like a terrible person.

Shame you didn't snap your neck.

YDI

you sound like a total bitch

if u were my kid i wuda beat the shit outta u. i wud never disrespect my parents for any reason

I'm clapping now too.

I LOVE HOW PEOPLE CLAPPED AT YOU LOL.


you fail.

I do feel bad for you, and I don't really know what the situation was about YDI for not keeping ur cool.

you must been hella loud and douchebaggy for people to clap. sounds like it sucks to be your mom.

yoo is BIG O o poop

#178 sums up my thoughts perfectly.

fuck off bitch

Wow. You expect sympathy??

*laughs*

YDI for being an annoying whiny bitch

ydi ydi ydi
you're probably twelve years old.
grow up doood

Lmaooooo. I Wish I Would Of Have Been There Maa Highh I Would Start Dyinn. Like I Am Rightt Nowww.
Lmfaoooooo. "LOSER!!!!" *In A Joe From Family Guy Voice" Lmaooo

You sound like a major bitch. I can't believe you even came on here for pity.

As soon as I finish this, I'm going to clap right here on my sofa at home. YDI a million times, you jerk. Learn to respect your mother.

You people are pathetic and so is everyone who clapped. Some of you don't realize what bitches and assholes people have to live with. Just because the biggest fight you got in with your mom was over how you couldn't go to a party, it doesn't mean it's like that for everyone. Not everyone has mothers who RESPECT THEIR KIDS or are even completely sane or do sane things. Granted it's a minority but just because you lived a life where your mother wasn't a bitch to you all the time or treated you like shit, it doesn't mean that all mom's are like your's.

I would of told your mother that she should slap you.

YDI

Feel sorry for your mum, 9 months of being pregnant, pushing you out and i'm going to ASSUME (by your actions) 5-6 years of raising you, gives her the right to annoy you from time to time.

F her Life

@208, take a chill pill. We can't go around assuming she falls within a minority, the info we have lets us think of the majority.

ha ha! (read it in a nelson voice)

#162 you made me laugh out loud.

haha you made me laugh. YDI for being such a bad kid to your parent

YDI for being an ungrateful bitch. It is not FYL, it is FYML for having a daughter like you

I hope ur mom clapped too. Asshole.

You should be respectful to your mom. She raised you and deserves your respect. I would've clapped too.

Good job. You totally deserved that.

If you behaved that way to me we would of marched back to every store we made a purchase for you from and returned everything. What could your mom possibly have done that would make you cause such a spoiled brat scene in the middle of the mall. I hope you weren't hurt but Karma is a bitch. Learn some respect and go apologize to your mother for your horrible behavior.

You deserve it you stupid cunt

i agree with #217
well said.
YDI x1894107387068736801456074917965874

Wow, if people clapped, then it just goes to show how rude you were being... And even if your mom was being annoying, that doesn't give you the right to be loud and obnoxious in a public place. YDI

And we're STILL clapping.

how did you fall ALL THE WAY DOWN the UP ESCALATOR? wouldn't you just keep falling??????? lol

not sure why u were yelling at your mom, but....... do I even need to say it?

i'm glad you can laugh at it now :)

I agreed,cuz my mom is suck a B!TCH.I onced made a scene at my birthday party when my mom would throw away the food if I didn't serve it at my party.I yelled at her saying how she's a bad mother and she hates me cuz all the other parents saw.but I enjoyed embarrissing her.So I Agree

wow generation going down the *flush* toliet. bravo!

fmylife has turned into a haven for the worst people on the planet to come and express themselves, in both the posts and the comments. OP definitely deserved it.

I would have clicked YDI if you had maybe tripped or hit your head and everyone clapped, but falling down the up escalator probably is worse than what you deserved.

Wow, you sound like a total bitch. If I were your mother, I would have not only not bought you anything at the mall, but also would have slapped the shit out of you.

I would have clapped too. Don't yell at your mom. And if I were your mom I would have returned everything you bought and probably slapped you right there.

yuu deserved that one.
sorry..

Today, my teenage daughter threw a temper tantrum in the middle of the crowded mall and caused a big scene. FML

YDI. Grow up. This would only be an FML if you were just standing on the escalator then fell.

Just because you were being mean doesn't give people the right to clap...

Damn you're and asshole, Ha good for you you fucking douche bag, I WOULD HAVE CLAPPED AND TOTALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF, Later kick you in the balls and enjoy your misery

everyone here who's all respect your parents or whatever, parents aren't perfect, and you have no idea how messed up this person's mom could be
that being said YDI only because you should leave private matters out of public places

#119 I go to the mall every now and then with my mom and I'm 18 ,we are just really close ( plus she helps me get my gf good jewelery) there isn't anything wrong with that but
OP. Grow the fuck up you spoiled bitch

That's what you get for being a little snot in public.

Wow...your mother deserves to write an FML on this one. "Today I was graciously treating my child to some things at the local mall, when s/he got angry with me for having to budget the cost of our purchases. Everyone in the store was looking, and I felt like a worthless parent whose attempt at generosity went to waste. FML"


It's called KARMA. Not only did you deserve it, I'm GLAD they clapped.

#76- it isn't a crock of shit. I don't believe that you should honor your parents unconditionally for bringing you into this world. There are some horrible parents in this world who deserve no such thing. Children who suffer any form of abuse (verbal, sexual, physical, etc) should neither respect NOR honor their parents. There are special circumstances, as I've said.

bitch much?

YDI.
I would have clapped, and laughed.
Sucks when what goes around, comes around.

did anyone else read this and think the OP was a guy? cuz that's the first thing that came to my mind....... lol

OP: do you have a reality show? you know, on MTV where all the people are dramatic whores or the male equivalent? if not, you could probably make a shitload of money by signing onto one. then you won't have to put up with your aweful mother who brought you into the world and buy things for yourself and leaver her out in the cold. you are a rotten skank, people clapped because they realized that

bottom line: apologize for being a spawn of Satan and go hang yourself in shame

#208 - it's not about what the mom was doing - it's about the fact that the OP acted like a 2 year old about it. You can't control how other people act toward you, but you can control how you respond.

omfggg karma pushed you down the escaluters!!!!!!!! Was it fun fast?did we go wweeeeeeeeeeew when you fell? omg if i was there iwould of been like PHOTO SHOOT TIME!!!!And video shot time!!!YUTUBE BITCHESSS XDbut haha thaats why you never yell at your mommie :P but ppl clapped?i would of cheered,clapped,andhad a mall partii xD

Wait, I thought 2-year-olds couldn't get online. Only toddlers throw tantrums like that, right?
Sometimes, I hate my generation.

*clap* GOOD JOB, BITCH.

Seriously though. YDI. I hope it hurt.

I'd clap too asshole.

Son, don't be a brat, save the screaming at mommy for hometime.

I'd probably do that :)

Karma, like you, is a HUGE bitch.

YDI for causing a scene like that. I don't care if you got hurt on the elevator, I don't care that it was your mom that you were with. Obviously somebody thought you needed to be taken down a couple of pegs (an escalator's worth) so Karma stepped in and took over.

I really hope you did hurt yourself because no mother that takes time out of HER day to schlep you to the mall deserves to be treated like that.

Grow up dicktits. You obviously don't have enough brain cells to remember when to shut the fuck up, espicially in public and to your mother. YDI bigtime.

lol that clapped ydi

hehehe you got pwned by karma

YDI for being an immature ass.

You deserved it. You should always respect your parents even when they are making you mad.

You deserve it for being a l ittle pussy bitch. The world would be a better place without those.

its karma
i bet u were yelling at ur mom for something stupid, like for her to grow up or something a stupid pissed teenager would scream at her mom for in public. you attention freak.

YDI for being an attention whore.

so that bible verse that says "honor thy father and mather and live long on the earth." sounds alot like "scream at your mom like a little bitch and fall down the escalator"....yeah, jesus had a point didnt he?

HAHAHA...thats what you get
i wouldnt have clapped I woulda laughed
I never understand how ppl can yell at their parents
must be weird to live a sitcom life...

oh btw
how long were you falling since it was on the up escalator?

how long did it take to reach the bottom?
since it was the up escalator?






...YDI.

You better treat your mama right!! You got what you deserved, buddy.

InstaKarma!
However, I can understand you. I think there must be something under all that bullshit. Everybody has it. Call it the Golden Thread. I'm also pretty sure you stormed off to your room first chance you get. I have a short fuse too (I would never yell at my mom in public though), but try and control it.

you have to admit some mothers are bitches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2bzGDIAEGc

Was that you? Hahaha

#9

Haha i would've clapped too.

YDI, Bitch.

I would clap 2 LOL

grow the fuck up

Play her off, keyboard cat.
I would've clapped, whistled, pointed, filmed, and high-fived your mom if I was there. A YDI of epic proportions.

GOOD!! I would have clapped too you fucking bitch!!

Down the up escalator? Damn, that must have hurt. (It's always what I've pictured doing to someone I don't like.)

Have you ever sent a slinky down an up escalator? I really want to try that.

Fucking wanker. YDI

I would hate to have an asshole child like you.

Screaming at your mother in the middle of the shopping centre is not the appropriate way to vent your frustration with her.

YDI big time.

Please throw your dramatic little spoiled ass down another escalator. If this doesn't prove karma, I don't know what does...

Isn't karma wonderful?

HA
wow, YDI
sheesh
ever heard of respect?

You people are cruel. Okay maybe this person brought it upon themselves for not paying attention, but those who use derogatory names are even more immature than those who scream in public. Having a mother who pisses you off in public is no laughing matter.

Ouchers, next time bite your tongue, turn the other cheek, or if you need to be mean give her the cold shoulder, because you'll only be living with her for so long. Quasi-YDI.

YDI brat.
I feel bad for you that you fell down the escalator, but that's just pure karma at work.

So you learned that karma really is a bitch, and that you better respect your parents, no matter what they may do. :P

You got what you deserved.

#76, not all parents "feed and clothe for 18 years, etc". Some of them just don't do it, and some of them just can't.

That being said, the OP obviously lacks the decency to be out in public. I look forward to seeing you on Dr. Phil.

Stop being a brat and get over it.

So true, #259.
OP: Don't be a whiny little bitch. If your mom dies tonight, you're always going to wish you'd been able to say goodbye. Trust me. Real adults deal with anger more constructively, but obviously you're a little turd who doesn't respect his/her mother. I hope she slaps you to next Tuesday or whatever. Also: causing a scene is for toddlers. Moron. YDI for being a bad child.

YDI for acting like a spoiled little bitch. Grow up and learn to respect your mom, at least in front of other people.

what the hell were you thinking?
mommy wouldn't buy you the training bra you wanted?

go through puberty, or grow the fuck up. or something to that degree.
and in the meantime, get off this website and go apologize to your mom.

bitch.

YDI.
I hope you weren't expecting to find sympathy here.
stop being a little bitch

You had it comin at ya from a mile away, mate.
I mean c'mon. Its your friggin' mom. Was it really necessary? Not really.
Next time I advise you to shut the frick up and just let it go. What's yelling going to accomplish anyways? ...Nothin.

You deserved it.

How old r u? 6?

Die u fuck head
Screw u to hell bitch
I bet Satan and god teamed up and shoved u down the steps
Good and evil both hate u bitch

#23 no, then the mom would be a bitchy whore

"Honor your father and mother."

"She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her..." didn't even have to read the rest to know YDI

As John Cage once said, "Your mother is always right, even when she's wrong."

You know, that's not what people mean when they say things like "let your voice be heard".

I wpuld of clapped... You sound like a major bitch... However this is depending on what your mother was talking about...

um...ouch. but you shouldn't scream at your parents. its not fun to create a scene. you may have embarrassed your mom in the process too. if she's pissing you off, giving her the silent treatment always works and she'll have to give you what you want or if she cant, something close to it... good luck next time and i hope no serious injuries...

Good, you're a whiny bitch and you deserve it.

They clapped because you're a brat.

Seriously?
Karmas a bitch... and so are you

CLAP CLAPPP CLAPP CLAPP!!!!

you deserve that,, show some respect to your parents ,, if i was there i would slap you to give you a lesson,

you probabally deserved it. i bet she was buying you stuff too, ungrateful teenage moron.

I agree w/ higgy

Karma's a bitch, man.

Plz be nice to your mother, no matter what she does...one day when she's no longer here, your gona remember and feel bad.

OMG! I'm sooo with you! that definitely sucked!

YDI, I would've given it a standing ovation. Way to yell at your mother in public, she's only given birth to you, fed and watered you, clothed you, and given you shelter for the last X amount of years. You're not in much a position to yell.

I would fall down a billion up flowing escelators in front of a billion people just to be able to speak to my mom again for one minute. You need to understand that you should always treat your mom with respect and make sure she knows how much she means to you, cause she wont be there forever.

Karma is a myth. Getting your comeuppance is a bitch.

*claps*

get a job. get a car. then you don't have to go to the mall with your mom you bitch.

BITCH! next

You clearly deserved it, but I understand frustrating parents. Sometimes they don't know when to shut the hell up. And falling DOWN the UP escalator? That's talent. I would have clapped too!

Karmas a bitch. YDI.

Ummmmmmmmmm... this seems pretty unrealistic... I wrote a fair bit about what I figured the possible injuries might be, but then looked it up and decided it was easier to just post this abstract http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9233973 instead.... pretty much destroys the credibility of this post.... also kind of a horror show.... Pretty much, loss of extremities is a significant possibility and severe lacerations, tissue loss and permanent disfigurement are as well apparently... The op probably just posted this because he/she figured it would make it through moderation and create a stir "Hahaha, bitch fell down an escalator, awesome!" "Got what you deserved!" and so forth, which is what happened, but I actually feel a tiny bit sick with images of the actual possibilities stuck in my head.... Even without severe injuries, nobody would clap at the bloodied mess that reached the bottom... Fake.... Hopefully anyway.

waht if ur mom would die how bad would u feel

Of course you're gonna look like a bitch in front of everyone for disrespecting your mother. Leave the yelling in the home, if there's a problem.

hahaha bratty little bitch...."my mom was annoying me at the mall so i started screaming"..
if i have kids that do this im fuckin dragging them behind my car

you're so immature. grow up.

I would have clapped too if I was there.

nice.

You deserve it. Respect your parents and don't act like a little cunt.

wow you sound like a brat.
YDI!

Hah I saw u at the mall today
After seeing that my mom thought I was an angel and bought me $600 dollar jeans
Thanks

The conversation probably went like this:

Mom: Sorry hun, but I can't afford that right now.
OP: Please Mommy? Please please please?
Mom: No.
OP: I HATE YOU!1!111one YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!11!!!!!!! I'M RUNNING AW-- *splat*

Lawl, YDI. xD

i agree with the people who say she seems like a brat, she does. who else makes a scene with their mom in a public place?
a more mature person would hold it in until they can tell their mom privately or just hold it all in till the family holidays xD

homegirl deserved it :)))

HAHA loser you clearly deserved it! Get some class and grow up!

Jeez mate, how bloody old are you? If your mum's getting on your nerves just walk away

Hell, I would have given you a standing ovation

you sound like a bitch

karma's bitch, aint it dear?

that's what you get for acting like a bitch, YDI all the way.

Hahaha good. I would've joined them as well if I was there.

ahahaha sorry mate, but thats really funny!! its pretty stupid and immature of you to throw tantrums in public like that, even if ur mums acting shit, u end up looking like a kindergarten girl who didn't get the barbie she wanted. :P

how do you fall down stairs that move you? no effort on your part YDI...you deserved it, i hope you landed on your face

Don't bitch at your mom just because you can't get laid. Maybe you should pull that twig out of your ass, and become a better person or no, wait, you'd still be the same. My bad. I feel bad for you.

You deserved it, your mom should be everything to you. No one can replace your mom.

hm could be FYL or YDI depending on what the fight was about

You are a fucking brat. Doesn't matter what she's pissing you off about, you shouldn't make a scene. YDI

even though she might have been being a total C U Next Tuesday, there's never an instance during which to yell at your mother.

YDI...u deserves it bitch!!! She carried u for 9 months, she's ur mom, ur not her mom...that should teach u to yell @ ur mom...karma's a bitch isn't it?!? Mwahhahahahahaha!
U fallin all the way down the escalator = priceless!!!

your mother was probably buying you clothes and then you have the balls to yell at you for probably not buying you something? you are probably a spoiled little brat and you totally deserved to fall down an escalator

What're you... Five? Really, deciding to make a scene like that in a public place? You deserved it.

thats what you get bitch. instant karma.

how is that an FML? you clearly deserved that shit

Haha

If I were your mom, you wouldn't have fallen...I would've pushed your bitch ass down it. Grow the fuck up. You sound like a whiny little brat and probably the only reason you were mad was that your mommy wouldn't buy you something.

Hahahaha! I imagine you falling forever, because you're falling down and the escalator's going up. I imaging you tumbling perpetually and being stuck in one place for a long time ^-^ Hehehehe. Be nicer to your mom.

i feel for you OP. my moms a bitch too.. pisses me off too much.. fucking hypocrite too

haha ydi for being bitchy....parents are always gona piss u off gotta learn hwo to ignore it

Karma!

I believe if you were my kid I would had pushed you down

Dumb bitch, been said a million times. Anyone wanna throw some money down for the security tapes? LMAO!

Honestly, I can definitely understand why everybody clapped. You seem like a brat. Yelling isn't going to solve anything and she's your mother, you should respect her.

I also like it when brats get hurt.

Ha!! you got owned. id be leading the applause if i was there.

Why would you even admit to being such an awful child? Unless you think the FML with the most YDIs wins?

Hella fail

*golf claps*

Fail

Your mom won that round

Seriously? Screaming at your mom? Respect your parents! Even when they piss you off. She should have slapped you.

These all say the same thing, basically. And I agree. So YDI.

Today, I was at the mall with my daughter. I told her that the outfit she wanted to buy looked slutty on her. We were standing outside the store, when she started yelling and screaming at me. Being all pissed off, and intent of making a scene she decided to storm down the escalator and leave me. As she started down, the heal of her Trampy shoe got caught on the stair, and down she fell, all the way to the bottom... everyone clapped.... including myself.

Karma.

The only way this is truly an FML is if you are 2 years old, which is the last time tantrums in shopping malls are even CLOSE to being acceptable.

Seriously, you are a brat. That's embarrassing not only to your mother, but yourself. Why the fuck would you do that? If you have a problem with your mom, take it out with her in private.

#18 already said it

PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! hahahahahahhaaa!! thank you for making my night! do you understand the only reason i made an account was so i could laugh electronically at ur sorry ass! ROFLCOPTER!

Lmao. I wouldve clapped too. I can relate though haha.

god i hate our generation today.
seriously?
you sound like a fucking brat.
YDI.
grow up and learn some fucking respect.
i mean come on.
how did this even got posted on this site?
lame.
douchebag.

Couldn't have said it better myself, #378.

I would also like to say:

EPIC FAIL.

go apologize to ur mom....now.
dont make a scene in public! i mean..talking back would be almost normal. but screaming in front of everyone?! wtf?
u looked like an idiot before u fell down the escalators for makin a scene!

Brat! YDI. My mom would have pushed me down the stairs if i yelled at her. FYML. She has to deal with you. How old are you anyways? 4? 5? My son is 1 and throws fits in public and knows he will get in trouble if he doesnt settle down. So glad my parents raised me to treat my elders with respect and not act like a twit who didnt get her way.

Wow...# 225 really? you ENJOY embarrassing your mom? douche! YDI for sure. there are reasons for not respecting your parents. but NO reason for being immature and causing a scene in public. spoiled brat
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How old are you? Twelve? Grow the fuck up, your mother's right anyway and you're lucky she's even taking you shopping since it's likely that she's paying.

YDI for disrespecting the woman who GAVE YOU LIFE!

Even if your mom is "pissing you off" via not paying student loans or smoking cigarettes in your face or whatever.... scenes are not a way of getting a good response. Except from the audience, apparently.

are you on some heavy drugs?

That's what u get for being a bitch

YDI for acting like that you fucking child.

If I was watching I would have cheered.... Or pushed you back onto the escalator. Ydi for even thinking you can yell at your mom, it doesn't matter if it's in public

LOL! I moderated this one.

Anyway, you shouldn't have lashed out at your mother like that, but I understand how you could be frusterated with your mother, some, like mine, are very unreasonable, but you have to be patient!

If I was there I definitely would have been clapping.

You're mother is probably the only person that will ever be there for you at the end of the day. You're a cunt and you deserved more than falling down the escalator. I hope you're mother left your ass there. But since she's probably a kind woman, she most likely helped you. You probably didn't even thank her.

I'll say it again.....CUNT!!!!!!!!!

lmfao...karma is a bitch! lesson learned!

i love how people are saying "grow up" or "i would have clapped"
how is clapping at a person that rolled down an escalator any more mature?
and same with swearing at the OP, really mature.
i swear, some people are idiots.

*claps* thanks for sharing, haha. My mom used to have a bad temper, and I can say that holding it in helped me now have the temper of an angel (kind of) hahaha...she apologized eventually. But yeah, dude, u just don't. YDI. lol

True that. Bitch got was she deserved.

yeah, how old are you anyway?
i'm assuming too old to be pulling stints like this.

YDI for making a scene in public and being incredibly immature about the situation.

Spoiled brats like you deserve public humiliation

...am I the only one that caught it....it's impossible to fall DOWN and UP escalator. I HATE when people make up stuff to put on here. You can totally tell when certain entries are total BULL SHIT!

haha, stupid bitch got what she deserved

"She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her." Seriously!? Grow the fuck up. And #400--you suck at life. You can, indeed, fall down the up escalator. Think before you write. I love it when people try to be smart and say stupid things.

#400, escalators are still ramps...and someone falling moves much faster than the speed of the escalator. thats totally possible.

and yes, OP, YDI. tsk tsk tsk. Very immature.

ug i hate it when ur havin an argument wit a parent. in public and ppl think they have a right to get involved!

How old are you? And you threw a tantrum in a public place?

YDI, by far.

Maybe you shouldnt be a little cunt then! Grow up. I would have been clapping, and also Wooping and whistling if i saw that!

karma's a bitch :]
What goes up, must come down.
Pun definitely intended.

F your mothers life for having you as her child - the greatest part of this FML is if someone had caught it on video and put it on youtube I would laugh at you falling down the escalator for hours to come. I would have clapped to if I had been there, I hope your mom laughed and clapped as well.

I would have clapped too.

too bad you didn't break anything

I hope your mom pushed you

Aww I'm so sorry to hear that mommy was being a poopy head...
Grow up bitch. I would have clapped and yelled "encore!"
YDI out the

Aww I'm so sorry to hear that mommy was being a poopy head...
Grow up bitch. I would have clapped and yelled "encore!"
YDI out the ass

F your parents' L. They suck at raising children.

i totally get what you mean when you're mom pisses you off
but i tned to turn my anger inside and not cause scenes
even at home.

but yea, you must have been yelling exceptionally (and obnoxiously) loud for people to actually clap about your fall...

Why is this even on FML? You're such a brat!

Sorry hun; YDI.

YDI, spoiled bitch. That's what you get for acting like a damn 3 year old. Yelling and screaming because she didn't do exactly what you wanted? I hope she pushed your sorry ass...

Your a disgrace of the human race. I hope your ashamed of yourself.

seriously, grow up!!!!

Ok.... you fucking deserved it. End of story. If I EVER raised my voice, back talked... hell, IF THEY EVEN THOUGHT that there was a hint of sarcasm in my voice, they put me in my place. You deserved a lot more then what you received.. But this proves that karma exists. Where the fuck is natural selection when you need it?!

Bottom line: you got what you deserved you spoiled, immature bitch!

Just last week I also yelled at my mom, and she slapped me. She never slaps me. Afterwards I felt bad and apologized for the way I acted. I am NEVER going to yell at my mom, ever again.

maybe the OP posted this as an FML so that she can have people feeling sorry for her because she fell...but clearly with all these comments, she's not getting any sympathy whatsoever. ;)

next time OP, just walk a few feet away from her and CHILL!! i know parents can be annoying but no need to make a scene in public..

lemme guess ur a teenager. yea. respect ur parents you don't know how much shit they do for you.

Well maybe you shouldn't be so volgur towards your mother. No wonder people clapped.

u jerk off

you're lucky she took you're bitchy ass 2 the mall in the first place
nice job trying 2 get attention by acting like a little shit.

You are a selfish, bratty cunt & got what you deserved. Anyone who feels sympathy for you right now needs a smack in the head, which is exactly what your mother should have given you when you started acting up.

YDI, do not scream at your mom, show some respect

what i've learned:
never. NEVER. never. try to create big scenes. scenes, sure. NOT big scenes...

Are you 4 years old? Then that's not uncommon behaviour, but nonetheless annoying. Are you older than 4? Then I hope you've learned your lesson. No one likes bratty bitches who cry bloody murder over nothing.

YDI. Have a little respect for your parents asshole. Maybe you are a little too young to be shopping at the big boy mall anyways.

well that's karma. even if ya hate ur mom u got to treat her with respect, then once u move out u do whatever u want. lesson learned.

Lolz 208... issues, much? the OP pretty much states he/she was deliberately making a scene. If OP was purposefully being extra loud, the people who clapped almost certainly knew what the situation was a lot better than you do. Last time I checked most crappy parents don't bother taking their children shopping. Even if someone is being a dick to you is being an asshole back the best response? You're just sinking to their level. Rage+Rage =/= Anything respectable. Also OP had plenty of room left to describe what his/her mother was doing if it was something like severe verbal/physical abuse or molestation that would have garnered more sympathy.

OP YDI.

Your mom should have slapped the shit out of you.

Firstly- you're a spoiled brat. I'm only 17 and I would NEVER even so much as think about disrespecting the woman who gave me life at home, yet alone out in public. Fuck her life for having to live and care for such an ungrateful child. Oh and may I suggest some anger management classes? My mother screams things like "BOOBIES" etc any time a cute guy walks past me, and as frustratingly embarassing that is, I don't lash out on her and throw a hissy fit. Man, if I could get away with so much as looking at my mother coldy I don't think I'd know what to do. My mother always reminds me- she gave me life and she can take it right back. I hope you apologize to your mother and tell her you regret being such an immature bitch.

best thing is, save it till you get home and then deal with it in the privacy of yur own home.

sheesh. I don't throw hissy fits when people piss me off. YDI

Seriously? Grow up! YDI.

Baby want his bottle? Was that what you were getting all upset over? Or maybe he's just tired and a little grumpy. YDI X infinity!!!

aaaawwww...mommy didn't buy you sweeties? that's why you screamed? so childish.

Let me get this straight. You were upset at your mom, you were in a public place, and you threw a tantrum. What are you, 5? YDI, and grow the hell up.

I would have clapped

YDI be greatful and have poise, no one likes a spoiled girl making a scene.

Have your mum call supernanny. It'll clear that right up.

everyone's parents are annoying when your a teenager.. want to be treated like an adult? then grow up and act like one. im surprised they didnt drag back to the top of the escalator and push you down it again.. just to drive home the message.

This is why you should always use condoms people!

U must be a huge embarrassment to your family and to the way they brought you up. Good luck for the person that will marry you.

They clapped because you deserved every little bit of it, how do you not see that?

Anyone who begins screeching in a public place, let alone at their own mother, deserves everything that's coming to them.

Fuck your mums life for having to give birth to such a bratty little bitch, I hope she left you there.

Serves you right.

#435 Is my hero right now. lol.

Clapped? I would have dragged you back up the escalator and thrown you down it again.

YTDI: You TOTALLY deserved it!

Way to have a bitch fit in public... at your own MUM no less. I hope she threw you down the stairs again when you got home.

What a bitch, grow up and be more respectful of your mother and others who don't want to hear you being a little baby.

Instant karma.

It's hilarious how teenagers have no clue how the way they act towards their parents looks to other people. You don't look cool, like you're standing up to someone who's holding you back... you look like a spoiled rotten little brat. YDI

Hey now, you don't know the full story. Maybe her mum's a bitch, and the writer was premenstural. Parents AREN'T ALWAYS RIGHT; anyone can push another person out their vag.
On the other hand, you made a scene and should have had more self control.