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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20824) - you deserved it (2173)

On 01/27/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by impatient amy - Ireland (Dublin)

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toilets just can't seem to cope with people's bowels these days. Fuck our toilets' lives

#6 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:31pm by BrEnNo1023

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Wow that's some funny shit!!

pun intended.

#7 - On 05/19/2010 at 8:29pm by dioxyde420

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