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Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML


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On 06/10/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by dodgerkiss (woman) - United States (California)

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guess he wanted to dodge that one

#1 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:06am by my_fml_account

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Hahahaha #1.

Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.

#7 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:16am by redbluegreen

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