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Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43807) - you deserved it (3397)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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