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Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7965) - you deserved it (39467)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - misc - by Goki (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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