Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we...

By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 000

You deserved it 60 587

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By flustered - 28/07/2009 22:55 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card and the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 347

You deserved it 52 288

By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 136

You deserved it 3 059

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 855

You deserved it 80 589

Random update?

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 18:00

Today, since it was payday, I figured I’d take my mom out for burgers. The bank also decided to do a random update on our debit card, resulting in my card declining three times. My mom ended up having to pay for our meals. So much for trying to treat my mom out to dinner. I’m still pissed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 088

You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 145

You deserved it 2 641

By sorrygranny - 21/01/2013 16:11 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 093

You deserved it 41 374

By dude, where's my balls? :( - 22/12/2012 20:25 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 482

You deserved it 3 399

By Harry - 13/05/2014 22:37 - United States - Milledgeville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 855

You deserved it 8 300

Check these out

By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 528

You deserved it 5 669

That was short-lived.

By adc2502 - 02/02/2018 11:00

Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 005

You deserved it 8 556

ely46 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:58

YDI, You should keep better track of your finances.

24788 6

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:01

How does this impress a woman? You saying all women only love money? Well it's true to a certain point.

Comments

Will09 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:20

Wait dude, how would that make you cool? Your buyin sometin 4 ur mom whoa thats badass! P.S. Ur username is Goki

matildaaa 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:23

lol, that doesn't make you remotely cool

Herbal_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:31

How is that impressing a girl? I've worked as a cashier for 3 years through highschool, never thought that it was cool to pay for your mom's stuff.

kc2_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:35

Your understand now that women only care about money and not your personalty or actually talking to them... Paying for your moms things is the only way to get girls /sarcasm?

Capnstinkfoot 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:36

How about just saying "hello".

farmgirl 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:36

wow, you know what would be really cool?!?! learning to balance your checking account so you know how much you can charge to your debit card next time! and #3 - there's a difference between credit cards and debit cards

amazingkate 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:42

dude you were shopping with your mom. fail fail fail. paying for groceries is not really a turn on. paying for drinks in a bar where your mom is absent is a turn on. guh.

nerfnflurp 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:43

thats what you get for shopping at SDM. they will kill your account balance.

ams116 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:44

completely YDI. Also FYL if you cant think of a better way to impress a girl.

plethora 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:45

Protip: Girls are not often impressed just because a guy pays for his own shampoo. And, as usual, any FML that includes the phrase "trying to be cool" is an automatic YDI.