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Today, while laying out, I kept feeling something misty, like a spray bottle. Curious as to what it was since it kept coming, I looked up, only to see the painters were peeing over the side of the house, and the heavy breeze was turning their piss into a refreshing mist for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57161) - you deserved it (3495)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by layout (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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lmao haha golden shower

#4 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:23pm by ithedarkknight

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Fire them for sure. Thats extremely disrespectful not to mention disgusting.

#14 - On 06/05/2009 at 7:33pm by Baaah_humbug

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