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Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4871) - you deserved it (38938)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

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oh shit. we're talking about lollipops!!!!

#2 - On 02/06/2009 at 4:22pm by CZWolf

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The trick is to eat them before you leave the store :P x

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 5:23am by Angel

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