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Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55504) - you deserved it (1837)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:02am - misc - by Janet - United States (Connecticut)

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