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Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14243) - you deserved it (3086)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

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