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Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6510) - you deserved it (66384)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

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