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Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7481) - you deserved it (85047)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

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It is incredibly unprofessional to talk at all during a concert, you completely deserved that.

#1 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:02pm by vcjesusfreak

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let me guess..you need to say rude things about other people to feel better about your appearance..YDI

#2 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:04pm by jncwmnd

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