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Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10389) - you deserved it (2811)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

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