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Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16262) - you deserved it (39762)

On 03/09/2009 at 8:26pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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