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Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said "You're a F*ing idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML

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you know, if after an hour and multiple explainations you still dont get it... hes probably right

#12 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:11am by lolcake

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You'll probably end up on www.notalwaysright.com any day now...

#6 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:05am by shananigans

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