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Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7476) - you deserved it (41883)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:39am - animals - by xacked (man) - United States (California)

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