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Today, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went to wash the dye out, the water wouldn't turn on. After my head started to burn, I called the landlord in a panic. Turns out there was a water main break and the entire city block doesn't have water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64752) - you deserved it (4045)

On 03/09/2009 at 12:23pm - misc - by NowABlonde (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Holy crap...I probably woulda poured bottled water over my head or gatorade or whatever I had in the house...lol...I hope your hair is not too damaged and the color doesn't look bad...and if it does I hope it can be fixed at a salon...wow this seriously blows...it would only be half as bad if you had been coloring it darker...but bleach...damn...

#2 - On 03/09/2009 at 5:53pm by Puolukka

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head>toilet

its a shitty situation (hehe), but ya gotta do what ya gotta do...

#8 - On 03/09/2009 at 6:13pm by Firewall

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