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Today, I was sitting in a restaurant with my best friend. We had just competed in a pageant together earlier this month. A lady comes up to my friend who got first alternate and said,"You were robbed of that title. You deserved to win. I hated the winner." I was the winner. FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by frosho (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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That's pretty rude of her. And to no even realize you were right there? I'd slap a ho.

#1 - On 03/09/2009 at 8:55am by skatingweasel

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if i were you, i'd be laughing SO HARD at the expression on her face when i told her i was the winner. i love embarassing people for awkward comments they make about me.

#11 - On 03/09/2009 at 4:29pm by you_not_me_OWNED

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