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Today, I washed my face and grabbed the towel to dry it, I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water. Unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37135) - you deserved it (3454)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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Gooey+legs=....caterpillar?
I don't really get what it was or why it was on your head after a shower, but that's sick

#12 - On 05/31/2009 at 5:00pm by wowfmlife

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#16 - Nope. You're a legend.

#17 - On 05/31/2009 at 5:33pm by lolwut_fail

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