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Today, I washed my face and grabbed the towel to dry it, I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water. Unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31686) - you deserved it (2564)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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I always check things before I use them.
Glasses, towels.

Never know when some creepy crawly will be there.

#1 - On 05/31/2009 at 4:48pm by SarahxJane

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#16 - Nope. You're a legend.

#17 - On 05/31/2009 at 5:33pm by lolwut_fail

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