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Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML
Oho damn, no one needs to hear that. Happy birthday, man ! :)
Once my dad told me his complete sex life, with horrid, horrid details. So I feel your pain.
FYL, and happy birthday by the way.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 3 August 2015