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Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44292) - you deserved it (1672)

On 05/30/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by willieboom (man) - United States (Washington)

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