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Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML


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On 05/30/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by willieboom (man) - United States (Washington)

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Oho damn, no one needs to hear that. Happy birthday, man ! :)

#1 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:33pm by CassT

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Once my dad told me his complete sex life, with horrid, horrid details. So I feel your pain.
FYL, and happy birthday by the way.

#6 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:37pm by bosco_kk

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