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Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML
Oho damn, no one needs to hear that. Happy birthday, man ! :)
Don't be so damn selfish, props to pops for still gettin some
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 11 September 2014