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Today, I went to Cheese Cake Factory for dinner. There was this hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt ?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6890) - you deserved it (59530)

On 05/30/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by getmoneyab (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)

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Dear women,
Men aren't as complicated as you think. Just say hi.
Love, men.

#18 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:34am by Tobunshi

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Why would you need salt on your cheescake?

#4 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:08am by kizz

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