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Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40888) - you deserved it (2924)

On 05/29/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Wade (man) - United States (California)

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uuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh how could you not smell it?????????????? shit son

#5 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:48am by vampirate

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And you didn't smell the great parfume thats called morning urine? YDI.

#10 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:07am by Tehalon

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