Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

by Wade / 05/29/2009 at 8:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Gross. Hopefully you went straight home after- I'd hate to have people thinking that I peed on myself... or didn't clean myself on a daily basis, etc.

    #4 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:47am by foozebox

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  • uuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh how could you not smell it?????????????? shit son

    #5 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:48am by vampirate

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