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Today, my boy friend said "you know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39308) - you deserved it (2119)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:51pm - misc - by Jazzyfayyye (woman) - United States (California)

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