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Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by Casper (man) - United States (Illinois)

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A doctor once told me that I was sickly pale and probably had something seriously wrong with me. She wouldn't believe me when I told her it was my natural skin tone. My neighbor also once told my mom that she thought I had leukemia. She didn't understand that I bruise easily just because I'm pale.

#4 - On 02/11/2009 at 9:24am by meb0210

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I prefer my skin without sun damage, thank you. (I'm ludicrously pale as well)

#7 - On 02/11/2009 at 12:58pm by SunDamaged

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