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Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted "No, that can't be normal." FML
I agree, your life sucks (28263) - you deserved it (1667)
On 02/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by Casper (man) - United States (Illinois)
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