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Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40268) - you deserved it (14158)

On 05/27/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by A.K. (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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