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Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37570) - you deserved it (5195)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:44am - misc - by GodDamnFan (woman) - United States (New York)

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PHANTOM PHONE SYNDROME!

#4 - On 05/27/2009 at 2:08pm by theoffkid

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Get a cover for that fan, or you will Final Destination yourself.

#5 - On 05/27/2009 at 2:13pm by rukusrazor

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