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Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31086) - you deserved it (3829)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:44am - misc - by GodDamnFan (woman) - United States (New York)

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