By GodDamnFan - 27/05/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Get a cover for that fan, or you will Final Destination yourself.

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That's happened to me so many times that it's not even funny. Although it REALLY sucks when you dream that you had already gotten ready that morning, and then you wake up and have to do it all over again. Screw that. Fyl. #9/fatfaceunited: 2AM: In the morning. Not 2PM: In the afternoon.

Getting some of that DMT. It's an amazing drug.

pappy1193 0

I hate waking up early and seeing that I have 5 or so minutes until my alarm goes off. Then I go back to sleep and it feels like 3 seconds. That really sucks. FYL.

How do you manage to do that? FYL for being weird and waking yourself up like that.

kingbeau 0

You can leave a grate shaped "red mark" (not sure the technical term), but you can't leave a grate shaped bruise because the definition of bruising is internal bleeding from ruptured capillaries under the skin... A fan grates bars are too close together and assuming the fan was on a shelf near ceiling height and you yanked it as hard as you would have to to actually GET a bruise from it, it would leave a diffuse bruise pretty much like any other. The rest is reasonable, but the bruise smells of embellishment...

hey doctor ****** shut the **** up.#17

youaresofucked 0

yeah, TURN IT OFF at night. tut. YDI

9: it wuz 2 am 17: we're not all med students here-u don't have to make such a big deal over 2 words OP: that sux-that's y I turn off my fone at nite.

EatATree 0

LOL I hate it when that happens ...^^...