Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (3802)
On 01/23/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by Nik - United States (Massachusetts)
Noname's life also sucksToday, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument…
sadgirl also deserved itToday, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while…
#5 - On 02/08/2009 at 5:15pm by BellTink
See in context
A) how would she know?
B) how is that even possible?
#11 - On 03/21/2009 at 5:05am by lmfp
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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