Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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TheRightEye 3
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You deserve that. Don't shoot at bunnies just because YOU were inconvenienced.
yaintime21 0
uhhh cute furry little bunny or not you need to get some anger management. 749- true dat. 525- HAHHAHAHAHHA
CharonTheShadow 0
...Way to go, Cleatus.
AlmothePirate 0
@1 I shoot bunnies just for the sake of entertainment. and some rabbit stew. I'll make some moccasins for you next time.
ctk8511 0
bet that rabbit was laughin it's ass off later, it probably planned the whole thing
yashack 0
hey jer you're going at this thing all wrong. first of all, get some traps and rat posion
faillife223 0
lol fail
kppadgett 0
shut up you hippie progressive queers.
fsebastianslife 0
lol on the bright side you probably drowned the rabbit in the process :)
albinomustang 0
YDI for 22. instead of .22
daisuke_kiryu 0
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good job man I would have snapped the bunny's neck though
limejeans 0
asshole!!!!!!!!
joce445 0
karma's a bitch, ain't it?
Macromartyr 3
The bullet missed? I think YOU missed xD
bene201 0
I think you need the steady aim perk :P
blankaex 0
Desert. Eagle. Period.
TheMegaFridge 0
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except that's wrong a .22 bullet would never go far enough into a pool full of water to hit the edge
HahaHillarious1 0
idiot.
darkerbatosai 0
YDI for crappy aim.
BShady96 0
whats up, doc?
hahalaughing 0
yea!
Mitch Bertsch 1
it's just a rabbit. chill out a little
nxkftw 0
That's horrible.. but YDI for attempting to kill an innocent hungry animal.
treesdevin 0
I know right ...poor bunny :( YDI ****** animal murder.!! or should I say attempted murderer 8)
JajaFMLer 3
Not only that! He wasted 15,000 GALLON'S OF FRESHWATER. I HOPE YOU OP DIE AND GO TO HELL :@ What you did was horrible!
donttreadonme1 0
ur a retard
JewishPPL_r_Jewi 0
I disagree with your statements, that rabbit ate the plants he grew. it's not easy to have a garden. and if some stupid animal comes in and ruins all your hard work I think u would be mad too. just sayin.
simon_lala 0
You'd be surprised how fast plants grow. My parents have a garden and when it rains vegetables grow like weeds an we have rabbits around here too. Having a rabbit eat some plants isn't something to kill them over-he should've just blocked the entrance to the garden.
NGM_KID 0
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ANIMAL ABUSE!! I'm glad your basement flooded :D
adamedery 0
ur a fkn retard
Jlevrt 0
you rednecks and your rifles...
Metzler31 17
I thought that, but there aren't too many rednecks in New York (I think!)
ScooterScott 0
Yes there are. An entire football team of them! GIANTS SUCK!
donttreadonme1 0
at metlzer um ya go in to up state new york my town were all rednecks my town has 5 and only 5 blacks :) (and a realy low crime rate) :)
donttreadonme1 0
at jlvert shut up commie and at mezer ya u should see my town in up state ny we r all rednecks :) and at jlvert again guns are the only reason u r free so stfu u oboma lovin commie
qzzpm07 0
I think he has anger issues... animals are animals. get a tall fence or something
PotatoBlankey39 2
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That's one smart bunny... I hate to say it, but you kinda deserved that one. You could have put a fence up around your garden instead of trying to kill it.
krty402 7
what a classic redneck. he has the rifle on hand at all times along with an aboveground pool...
narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
rofl_lol_lmao 0
i loved the phrasing as well. i was going to comment but you beat me to it
drezman 0
Totally agree.
hilaryy_fml 0
You deserve it. There are so many more better ways to get rid of a rabbit.
brenkite 5
yeah like not missing
cuddlycactus 11
or poisoning it
joezay_lemon 0
sucked in mother ******!
asb1234561 0
YDI for missing
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
isaiaha11 2
haha
pink_flamingo88 0
haha you deserved that. im glad you're pool is destroyed.
kman666 0
**** all y'all damn rabbit next time don't miss buddy, kill the little ****
donttreadonme1 0
ya u are right exsept for your profile pic u stupid som b*tch