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Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML


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On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

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You deserve that. Don't shoot at bunnies just because YOU were inconvenienced.

#1 - On 05/27/2009 at 3:21am by TheRightEye

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ANIMAL ABUSE!! I'm glad your basement flooded :D

#2 - On 05/27/2009 at 3:22am by NGM_KID

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