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Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some new scratches on the front. I kicked and rubbed it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by 1 Giant Cupcake (man) - United States (California)

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...If you saw scratches on the car, why the hell were you kicking it, anyway?

#7 - On 03/07/2009 at 4:19am by sunsetxcrash

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I've done exactly that before. I once even opened a car and sat in the driver's seat before realizing it wasn't my car.... Just the same model and color (and apparently same key, too). Oooops.

#6 - On 03/07/2009 at 4:09am by Burnt_Sugar

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