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Man or woman?

Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving the Roast Duck I would be serving the Roast Fuck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19655) - you deserved it (40505)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by wordmalfunction (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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So are you male or female? This will be the determining factor of the promotion after that email.

#4 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:30pm by PsychoX

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YDI for not checking your spelling before sending an important email out.

#3 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:29pm by lame9379

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