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Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving the Roast Duck I would be serving the Roast Fuck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15706) - you deserved it (29932)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by wordmalfunction (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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