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Today, I went for a job interview on my birthday. I had on a shirt and a tie on and I had my Blackberry in my pocket. I was running a little late, so I dashed outside. When I came out of the door, a bunch of my buddies screamed HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and poured Gatorade all over me. FML


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On 03/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

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Well, if you were applying for a job at a Gatorade factory, this wouldn't have been so bad.

#2 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:22pm by You_cry_I_laugh

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good luck with the interview... and happy birthday? don't kill your friends, they meant the best for you.

#3 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:24pm by ummmyeahhh

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