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Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15385) - you deserved it (49069)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by ToobyFrank - United States (Missouri)

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