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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
...Why do you even own a shirt that says that, much less wear it in public? XD.
This made me laugh, but you definitely deserve it. Wear vulgar clothes, get in trouble.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015