Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

#2244
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5116) - you deserved it (17355)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

Noname's life also sucks
Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a…

Princeton also deserved it
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it…

Top comments

thanks i just laughed obnoxiously loud in a class of 200 people. my teacher is an angry old man... im gonna fail lol

#5 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:32am by williamsrt3

See in context

+7

OMG that was hilarious!

#2 - On 02/14/2009 at 7:21am by maiden_girl

See in context

+2 | 5

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by