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Today, I was watching tv on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because "the dog can't see the TV." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61667) - you deserved it (2725)

On 05/24/2009 at 2:05pm - animals - by holly (woman) - United States (New York)

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