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Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45331) - you deserved it (2253)

On 05/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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