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Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49914) - you deserved it (21482)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

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I wouldn't have wasted my entire day on that but i think the fact that you accomplished something like that is kind of cool, then again I'm 15. ♥

#2 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:06pm by starbucks14

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Serves that asshole Mr. Owl right, somebody was bound to foil his plans to keep the answer from the world

#14 - On 05/23/2009 at 5:13pm by Ilovelife07

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