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Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I sense a big theological debate in the works on this one any minute now

oh and atleast she didnt throw holy water on you screaming THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!!!!!!!

#4 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:06am by ZiggyMorrison

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YDI for converting to wicca. That's not a religion it's a way of saying that you're a rebellious teen that doesn't wanna do what your parents do. That's almost as bad as converting to Scientology.

#15 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:14am by bcrklein

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