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Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by onlyme (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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Must have been hilarious for someone watching xD

#4 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:18am by TigressUK

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Seriously though you would of noticed when you went to mark the centre spot and the boxes. This is complete BS! LIAR!

#5 - On 05/23/2009 at 6:20am by Fuzzynavel

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