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Today, while driving across country, my car broke down while in the middle of nowhere. I had it towed to a mechanic in the nearest town. While he fixed the car, I went to get lunch. The only restaurant in town was an old-fashioned drive-up diner. They wouldn't serve me because I wasn't in a car. FML

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On 05/22/2009 at 7:25pm - misc - by stillhungry (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Sucks that happened to you, guess their food would be as crappy as their policies then.

#2 - On 05/23/2009 at 3:24am by thebigslim

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If you went on all fours and started making serious vroom noises, Maybe they wud've served ya! L0l, kidding. Major fail. Hope you went to a corner shop thereafter!

#13 - On 05/23/2009 at 4:43am by tWitt3rBuG

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