Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

by sweetdreams / 09/18/2016 at 2:39am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • Something similar happened to me except I, being half asleep and half dreaming still, punched my boyfriend in the face but couldnt stop myself. Its pretty funny when I think of it now but I felt bad lol.

    #1 - On 09/19/2016 at 5:24am by Rozay333

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  • What were you on? Just so I know what to avoid.

    #2 - On 09/19/2016 at 5:40am by sturschaedel

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