Today, I woke up in the hospital after my sister saved me from "hanging" myself. In reality, my sister choked me because I ate her last chicken nugget. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 9:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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If she choked you enough to make you unconscious, then lied about it in such a serious way, report her to every authority you can. That's not sibling rivalry, that's dangerous and mentally unstable.
#5 - On 07/18/2016 at 9:56am by PhoenixChick
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Sounds like your sister needs an ass beatin
#1 - On 07/18/2016 at 9:53am by peckerbeak22
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