By J-Sauce - 20/06/2016 14:54 - Canada - Salmon Arm

Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML
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arano 29

That's when you politely decline and proceed to boogie out onto the dance floor

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zeffra13 31

That's so dumb on their part OP. They knew they didn't want to have a purse on them the whole night, & I'm sure they realized none of the other girls wanted to be the one sitting by themself watching bags. They shouldn't bring stuff they need someone else to watch, especially if it wasn't discussed ahead of time that someone was intended to sit watch it.

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ThunderLightTSV 31

It's then you should've said; "Hey, can I join you?" You might've sounded desperate but it also could've worked.

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Tripartita 44

Nobody would need to if they'd just use the buddy system! This is exactly what I taught my purse to do, and when it's in groups with other purses, they always have each other's backs.

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Welshite 39

I tried that, but my purse likes to get drunk, wander off, and hire prostitutes. That's the only thing I can figure out by the charges on my bill statement.

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zeffra13 31

That's so dumb on their part OP. They knew they didn't want to have a purse on them the whole night, & I'm sure they realized none of the other girls wanted to be the one sitting by themself watching bags. They shouldn't bring stuff they need someone else to watch, especially if it wasn't discussed ahead of time that someone was intended to sit watch it.

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TheNewGuy03 28

OP was clearly taken advantage of, and it was probably intentional, considering how they handled the situation.

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Dude, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you that, but when you get to join such a large group of girls by your own, it's not because of your sex appeal, but because they find you completely harmless.

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Tripartita 44

Yes, I'd recommend dialing up your sex appeal by punching one of them in the stomach!

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GabeDrumBeats 9

So you hit women? That's cool to know man. Real cool.

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Tripartita 44

I'm not angry at you, Gabe. I'm just disappointed.

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FrostyyFML 15

Welcome to 2016, it's okay to hit a woman as much as it is to hit a man.

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arano 29

That's when you politely decline and proceed to boogie out onto the dance floor

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Attacksloth 33

Honestly, that's what I would have done. If they brought you along to act as their personal coat check, they clearly don't respect you.

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Talis99 26

Could have seen that coming

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storethis 17

Shoulda stolen the money, dropped it, and left

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Noemmyforyou 14

I mean, I get having a DD but I draw the line at being a DPW. (Designated Purse Watcher)

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xo_rilee 13

Most clubs have coat/bag checks....

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readingrachel 9

That's so stupid; they should check their purses

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