Today, my brother started ranting about how fluoridated water is a conspiracy to "turn people gay". I said the government must be doing a shit job of it, since he's been drinking the stuff longer than I've been alive and is still married to a woman. He punched me so hard, my vision blacked out. FML

by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Miscellaneous

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  • "WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?! Did you look through my internet history? Bro… you alright?"

    #2 - On 06/15/2016 at 6:48pm by Tripartita

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  • You might want to imitate him and wear a tinfoil hat for good measure. You never know when the government can be listening in. They're coming for you, OP.

    #1 - On 06/15/2016 at 6:45pm by Welshite

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