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By Unknown - 31/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Lititz

Today, I got a phone call from my dad, realizing it was a butt dial, I still decided to listen in. After a few minutes I started to hear weird noises and realized my dad was having sex. My dad told my family he was on a "business trip". FML

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lilithfury 23

Tuesday 31 May 2016 14:35

Let yer mother know ASAP. She deserves to know she's being cheated on and potentially exposed to stds.

wrongmove 11

Tuesday 31 May 2016 14:23

Well technically it is business. Albeit probably not the kind that when you succed you get paid.

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james_logan 19

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:33

Well it sounds like a lot of work

wrongmove 11

Tuesday 31 May 2016 14:23

Well technically it is business. Albeit probably not the kind that when you succed you get paid.

Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Tuesday 31 May 2016 16:55

We don't know what was going on... How do you know he wasn't being paid?

lilithfury 23

Tuesday 31 May 2016 14:35

Let yer mother know ASAP. She deserves to know she's being cheated on and potentially exposed to stds.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tuesday 31 May 2016 23:58

Could he have been watching ****?

more2erotica 8

Wednesday 1 June 2016 2:57

What he does on his business including non-butt dials are his business. This might be a good time to let him know that his phone can dial when he's busy and that if he wants to keep his own business private, he should be more aware of what his smart phone can do to get him in trouble with his higher-ups.

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