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By manic - 22/04/2016 00:50 - United States - Chicago
Today, When I was getting into my car I accidentally hit the car right next to me leaving a huge black streak. The driver still in the car gives me an evil eye and asked if I marked her door I said yes but the psycho is threatening to sue me for assault. FML